what kind of name is janice
love you babe <3
Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)
white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
he needs those parts for his space ship